Hey folks,
I just wanted to let you know all is well with my ticker. Contrary to popular rumors I do not have a pacemaker nor did I ever have one. During my procedure one of the wires they put in me and then took out was a wire that paced my heart. But it is no longer there. I have no pacemaker so stop feeling bad for me but keep sending me money in those get-well cards. I have been symptom free for weeks and that irritating heart-skipping-a-beat-or-two thing has now ended. It seems the site where they burned the nerve is healed and all is well in Scott Land. I have stopped checking my pulse and am no longer concerned I don't have one. My wife said I was 'scared straight' because I'm now eating really healthy and losing weight. Whatever. Jeezy creezy. Go back to work. And yes, Dean, when I die you can have the "Swedes In Town" poster. It's in my office. You're such a stallion.
1 comments:
I would never wish for such a morbid thing! (By the way, is it in a neat frame?)
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