Buying Brazzieres

Today my wife calls me from work and says, “I need your help buying a couple of bras for my mother.” To which my immediate reply was, “I am not buying bras for my mother-in-law.”


Sheri: “Well, I don’t need you to buy them, I just need the phone number of the company.”
Scott: “Why don’t you Google it and find the number.”
Sheri: “I tried that but my work computer is blocking the words 'underwear' and ‘bra.’”
Scott thinks “Wow, an internet company that sells giant bras for mothers-in-law. I wonder that company is called?”
Scott asks: “What’s the name of the company?
Sheri: “A Fresh Pair.”
Scott: Nothing but laughter.

I tell this story at work and everyone cracks up. Then my assistant says, “That sounds like a name for a training bra company.” I reply, “Believe me, my mother-in-law is no longer in training.”