Hello. My name is Scott. I write about stupid stuff. Feel free to check out the archives below for more stories that happened at my expense and at the expense of those in close proximity to me. Keep your distance. Favorite Foods: Any cheese in the UK, olives, sourdough bread, Fruity Pebbles, fresh pears or Jerry Cowan's pear tart made with fresh pears soaked in wine for about two days.
Interests: Napping, staying out of harm's way, sneezing. Least Favorite Memory: Putting on an undersized dickie for my Kindergarten class photo. Favorite Memory: Opening a giant box of 5 Tonka Trucks and a hard hat one Christmas. Current location: Sonoma County, California Favorite Sins: Drinking wheat beer at Third Street Aleworks, talking about Nunan behind his back, lying about Burl Ives being my uncle.
School Nicknames: "Scotty Potty" "Scott Snot" "Scott, Scott sits on the pot eating his snot, a lot" TJ (Toe Jam)
Feel free to snoop through these personal and embarassing stories. There's thousands!
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